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Comedy rumble in my head!
I totally had the best dream last night!
I was making some sort of trip to some random high school and I had to sit through this class that happened to have a substitute teacher that day. So in the grand tradition of substitute teachers, she just let everybody do what ever they wanted. This is not the cool part. The cool part is that sitting in all the desks around me was Owen Wilson, Chris Farley, Vince Vaughn, Will Farrel, and Tom Cruise. Yes, this is a winning combo. So I am right in the middle of listening to all the crazy one liners being thrown around and laughing my ass off, while still trying to look cool. Vince Vaughn is in the corner totally trying to "eye fuck" me and all of a sudden Tom Cruise starts some shit. We all know what an asshole he is, so its really not unexpected. But Owen Wilson cracks a joke about scientology and then says "Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" And all hell breaks loose! There is a giant Hollywood rumble in this random high school classroom and the sub is just sitting there like she is unconsious. Then the bell rang and everybody tends to their wounds and walks out. I sit there by myself and say, "DUDE! That was the best class EVER!"
I was making some sort of trip to some random high school and I had to sit through this class that happened to have a substitute teacher that day. So in the grand tradition of substitute teachers, she just let everybody do what ever they wanted. This is not the cool part. The cool part is that sitting in all the desks around me was Owen Wilson, Chris Farley, Vince Vaughn, Will Farrel, and Tom Cruise. Yes, this is a winning combo. So I am right in the middle of listening to all the crazy one liners being thrown around and laughing my ass off, while still trying to look cool. Vince Vaughn is in the corner totally trying to "eye fuck" me and all of a sudden Tom Cruise starts some shit. We all know what an asshole he is, so its really not unexpected. But Owen Wilson cracks a joke about scientology and then says "Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?" And all hell breaks loose! There is a giant Hollywood rumble in this random high school classroom and the sub is just sitting there like she is unconsious. Then the bell rang and everybody tends to their wounds and walks out. I sit there by myself and say, "DUDE! That was the best class EVER!"
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